The Chris Plante Show

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Tired of politicians and so-called journalists who lie constantly and aren't held accountable? Chris Plante takes the microphone 3 hours a day, 5 days a week, calls balls & strikes, and holds their feet to the fire! With quick wit and bottomless memory for songs and movie quotes, Chris relates the serious stories of the day in a way that will make you laugh. Chris spent 17 years at CNN, covering the Pentagon and intelligence, giving him insight into both the Mainstream Media machine and the Washington swamp. He's appeared on Fox News, Newsmax, and more.

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  • Brody3515
    Chris is the best!
    Chris is what conservative talk shows need more of: humor, wit and satire (but excuse the colon) He informs, entertains and makes me laugh out loud. Comes up with great sayings and nicknames of our political opponents.
  • greasy caterpiller
    Awesome show!
    Love his stories from his journalist days, from flying in fighter jets to speaking with king ferret-boy!
  • Amistead Maupin
    Plantetastic
    Chris is spot on with his keen eye and sharp tongue with these loathsome creatures from across the political isle. Keep up the good work Chris!
  • RepubPhillyDoc
    A word we don’t hear enough
    Another great show. Chris described the Biden’s as ‘schmucks’. Perfect description. I would like to hear the word ‘schmuck’ more often in our daily conversations. Wouldn’t you?
  • Zeplin11
    Review
    Could you folks time stamp your podcasts so they play in the right order or make it one file. Thanks. So love the show still! ///// The second best show behind Mark Levin. A truly original approach to delivering the news probably since Rush. Love listening to Chris here and on the Newsmax show. I just wish he could stop with the smacking of the lips, like he needs to swallow but can’t. 🧐😁Other than that, this is my favorite listen now. He is on a different level than most. Love every show.
  • Liz in Paige Texas
    One eyed one eard purple peep eater revisited
    Pls pls pls Plante! In regards to Friday’s cat fight where Jasmine described Marjorie TG in an alliteration of catchy homophobic antifat adjectives— get your PEEPS on a rewrite of the “flying purple people eater” song. As a taxpayer I demand it! Might need a few more syllables. Baby Girl. Go back in archives of the dumm schtuff AOC and the rest of our finest fokes have said
  • Hieran
    “Cat Fight” is a tired cliche
    The term “cat fight” is a tired, old, bygone, offensive, misogynist phrase that should not be used in the 21st century, especially in a podcast claiming to be factual and news-based. Please stop using the term to describing an argument or fight just because women are involved. The embarrassing dust-up in the House Oversight Committee hearing Thursday night (May 16, 2024) was started by a nasty comment that others had every right to call to strike. I don’t condone representatives on either political side becoming rude or breaking decorum, and I don’t condone calling what happened a “cat fight”!
  • trust in God, not money
    His brain, it’s a broke and we can impeach bidenobama… they ARE NOT ON OUR SIDE
    Clause 6 Succession In Case of the Removal of the President from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, the Same shall devolve on the Vice President, and the Congress may by law provide for the Case of Removal, Death, Resignation or Inability, both of the President and Vice President, declaring what Officer shall then act as President, and such Officer shall act accordingly, until the Disability be removed, or a President shall be elected.
  • crunchysmooth
    Lab Leak document show.
    Hi Chris, maybe they found the lab link in a document in Biden’s garage. Laughing and crying at the same time😩 Regards Eric H.
  • ShrapnelartMark
    The best
    Chris is the apex predator of the truth with humor. Only complaint is on whoever takes care of the podcast, needs a slap. At least every few days there’s always 1 hour missing, then it’ll pop up a day later. I can’t listen to the radio at work, I’d likely get fired for listening to “hate speech” as my liberal, whining, uninformed coworkers would complain. So I count on the podcast to keep me sane. I’m sure it’s a technical issue and no one’s fault. Just bringing it to someone’s attention, I go into withdrawal when it’s missing one hour often. Keep up the amazing work my friend Plant-E 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
  • BradburnFamily
    Love!
    I love your show, Chris Plante!🍀
  • Grandapa Ross 11
    Lack of truth
    It’s a shame that podcasts exist that are not help to a higher standard. It’s so far from reality it made it easy to determine not to give it any credibility.
  • TxAggie69
    Old news
    If you want news that is at least a day old then this is your podcast
  • 2bRoger
    Funny, smart, seasoned, literate, but
    It's not necessary to string us along for three hours by saying you've "got a clip" to play. "Wait till you hear what he said about . . . ." Some day, this school of thought on how to keep audiences from tuning out, based on half-cocked analysis of unreliable data, will be understood for the folly that it is. Play the audio right off the top; give your witty commentary, useful perspective. No need to tease. We'll keep listening after you play the clip. Promise. You're that good! On the other hand, when you repeatedly pretend you're about to play the thing of interest, and repeatedly veer off to talk for twenty minutes about other things, it's more than a little nettlesome, sometimes insulting. Ironically, the string-along technique increases the likelihood of loosing listeners.
  • MinnTex Tony
    Spot-on satire
    Chris brings a combination of facts and humor that accurately ridicules those on the left and calls out their continued hypocrisy around social and political issues. Truly entertaining!!
  • MrCharlieInMD
    News you won’t hear elsewhere!
    Chris is a fantastic entertainer and thinks the way I do! Why wouldn’t I love him?
  • Plumi.e
    Funny but
    Chris has interesting and important news information he promises to share. He says, “in a minute, I will get to that”, but unfortunately in all his bluster calling out Communists and Democrats, he neglects much of what he promises.
  • GERMBUSTER
    My Go To Show For a Good Laugh
    While Chris is a sharp and brilliant prognosticator of the political winds, he is insightfully sarcastic and so darn funny! Some day I hope to go on a cruise with Chris and his best girl. Never miss a show on the podcast. Strongest recommendation. Four thumbs up!!!
  • gcvvvhjjyfvvdfhnjhfxdfbjiigde
    Really good to listen too
    Great show!!
  • Steve Petrosino
    Phenomenal
    Chris delivers the news with humor and accuracy. One correction I have is his recent statement that the Spanish flu originated in Spain. The first people to blow the cover off this media-suppressed crisis worked for the uncensored media in neutral Spain. (Uncensored media…what a concept!) That’s why it became known as Spanish Flu. It probably also originated in China. My only regret is that I listen after-the-fact via Pod-cast so I can’t call in to Chris’ superb show. And that’s that!
  • Thisidiot
    Yah Yah
    Been listening to Chris since stumbling upon his show while driving through DC in 2015. I’ve been listening everyday since. His humor is intelligent and top notch and I always look forward to 3 hours of laughter. Thank goodness for the podcast recordings, I hate to miss a minute. -Richard of Charlotte
  • pihmpdaddi
    Chris Plante is the best on the radio!
    Chris is about the only reason I want to get out of bed and smile in the morning. He wields wit like a rapier and humor like a mace to cut through and bludgeon this catastrophe of a society we are living in today. I also experience withdrawal when the shows aren’t posted right away. Please please please get rid of this terrible bumper music and use the bumper music from the show. It’s part of the enjoyment. UPDATE: Ads in Spanish? Are you freakin’ kidding me? UPDATE 2: —-PLEASE FIX—- At least the Spanish ads are gone. Since Jan 3, 2023, you thankfully went back to playing the show’s actual bumper music which makes it much more entertaining as Chris often sings along or comments. Now as of 4/28 you have gone back to that awful copyright free bumper song and again you let it play too long over Chris for about a minute while he’s talking. And the show “hours” are posted in reverse order making it very hard to manually play in correct order. Also you pulled all the episodes from Jan 3 onward and I was still listening to them trying to catch up. You pulled all the episodes before Nov 2022 now too. Why? Where is the Chris Plante broadcast library? These podcasts are going to be the only way future historians will untangle how the USA disintegrated!
  • From Dunedin..DeSantis country
    Brilliant takes
    I happened onThe Chris Plante show in JanuaryThis year, and have been hooked ever since. With all the disasters in this world, Chris makes me laugh.I love how he calls everyone out on the lies, love his nicknames for everyone. However he is making me Neuro divergent🤪when he says “Could care less”.Come on Chris!You are the grammar king!
  • senor meme
    The CPS
    Saluting you
  • Coryj850
    Chris plants the best
    He is the best conservative radio show host there is. His dry sense of humor is a breath of fresh air with all the horrendous news!
  • Sherwood 1966
    Chris plants
    Chris is the best. I don’t know why he doesn’t have his own t.v. Show.
  • SSPASSAN
    Hilarious and informative! He’s a consummate professional
    FIX THE ORDER YOU PODCAST PLAYS!!! other than that, it’s a great show Chris Plante is my local radio guy, although his show is syndicated for other markets. I wouldn’t have found him if he hadn’t been local but I’m so glad I did. His show is the perfect blend of news, comedy and personal experiences. I don’t like having to skip the commercials but once you learn when they come it’s pretty easy to jump them. Give him a try. You won’t be disappointed *Chris Plante team** update how your podcasts play!!! They play from the last hour to the first
  • Aaaaaaattttrrreeesddfg
    Love the funny commentary
    Chris, you are a hoot. I love listening to you every day during my lunch break. You lighten the mood of my day with your witty comments on the news.
  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz7777
    Where is Chris?
    Needs to get a better guest host or cancel future vacations. Boring after two hours let alone two weeks.
  • Laffaminnit
    Truly unique
    Update: Best New Years gift ever! Chris returns from Xmas break and the show is now complete with the real Chris Plante bumper music and ads cropped out! So much more enjoyable to listen to! Great job team! I’ve quickly become hooked on the Chris Plante show- I really enjoy his pointed remarks, his unmatched sense of humor and his think-out-loud style of broadcasting. When the solid 3 hour recording from WMAL became three 40-minute podcasts with Spanish Geico ads and a minute of dead air instead of the regular studio ads, I went along with it. But I just listened to yesterday’s show, posted in the old format for some reason, and I have to admit I have missed the daily Washington traffic reports, the convenience of a single podcast, the authentic Chris Plante bumper music, and even the goofy local news stories. I have no idea why Chris’s show can’t be posted as an hour and twenty minutes of Chris only, complete with his bumper music and with the ads simply cropped out (à la Mark Levin). But until that mystery is solved- and perhaps it may never be- my vote is for the complete unedited version. If anyone’s counting votes.
  • RgB:)
    Finally! Podcasts have the bumper music from the live show!
    I have always liked the podcasts for catching up on the shows I missed, but I never liked having to listen to the canned music instead of the actual bumper music. What an improvement, thank you so much! The podcast version of the show is perfect now! :)
  • Johnscholl
    Awesome
    An awesome show to listen to.
  • SNCRLSN
    Informative & Hilarious
    👍
  • DKHSC
    Laugh or cry
    Chris is extremely funny and quick witted - I love listening to his show - my boss was driving through Kentucky a few months ago and happened upon Chris on the radio - I looked up the podcast and have been thoroughly enjoying the laughs especially King Chuck and MassACHOOsets - it really helps get me through this insane world we are living in - keep up the great work Chris - Thank you 😊 Darla from Columbia,SC
  • Paul America
    About a genius
    Chris Plante is the Robin Williams of conservative talk show hosts. He is all over the place and is far too quick witted. You really have to concentrate or you miss his one liners. His history references of film and television are great at drilling the point home. I love his show. 10/10
  • Lord Stanley!
    Great sense of dry humor!
    Always good for a laugh at the lefties’ expense!
  • CellSetMan
    For goodness sake!
    Do NOT drink milk while listening to this show.
  • columnspace
    Random,funny, great
    Chris has a unique improvisational style.
  • garywreynolds
    Great show! Funny, persuasive, political rhetoric.
    You’re brilliant! You are super-intelligent (maybe Mensa)? I know you can’t say anything over the radio, unless it’s true. Thank you for the truth. After a year & one-half from the last election I’m back to listening to your Podcast. Thank you Chris!
  • DISAPPOINTED 000
    Bill Bar?
    Chris, Bill Bar a good guy? Trying to find a silver lining in the Sussmann case? Like putting lipstick on a pig. Bill Bar has proven to be just another filthy corrupt swamp hog. He could have nipped the whole Hillary subversion crap in the bud as AG. Yet he did ZERO. Usually enjoy listening to you. But defending Bill Bar…
  • Agentpaso
    Chris is our B52 bomber against the radical left
    Chris and his team are on target everyday hitting the radical American marxists out there where it counts. His weapon of choice is the truth missile which renders the media and Democrats (but he repeats himself) lies inert. He also comes armed with an extensive arsenal of historical audio archives that are funny and increase his effectiveness tremendously. So if you are tired of being lied to, come and join us, and in the process you’ll have some fun.
  • Ckeaton1993
    A “must listen”
    It’s been a long time since I’ve come across a radio show that has hooked me in like Chris does! After the first 2 or 3 listens, you really do find yourself waiting for the next one. It has the old feeling of a “can’t miss”, tune in to what will happen next kind of vibe. Very good information, with a very “conversational “ delivery that leaves you wanting more after it goes off the air. Glad I have discovered it, although a little late. It is now my favorite part of the day, and I’m spreading the word to everyone I can! Thank you.
  • Thudd
    The truth about humor
    This is a really funny guy. Listen closely, he slides the jokes in very slyly.
  • Russ103
    Best host, worst bumper music
    Chris deserves better
  • man hawk one
    The Chris Plante Show
    Great show Chris keep up the good work. Let the information flow.
  • JP Vernon
    Favorite talk show host
    I look forward every day to listen to this guy. To the point with a little humor. Yay that probably makes him a racist.
  • linkgod
    Neighbor banning! Yikes
    I’m so glad I found out how to listen on my phone. I was detailing my car, listening and laughing to Chris and got complaints from my mothers neighbors! Yikes
  • Gigi from Sitters by the Sea
    Love Chris Plante!
    I absolutely love listening to his podcast. He speaks truth with humor & sarcasm. Love it!!
  • Ldrcats
    Chris is the best!!
    I never learned so much and laughed so hard as I do when I drive in to work listening to Chris. Love your show!
  • jasonchriskiddo
    Awesome
    🙏👍👊
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