Absolutely Not

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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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  • ElleGoldie
    Favorite podcast, hands down
    Feels like hanging out with your funniest friend and getting all of her tea told in the most hysterical possible way. I laugh out loud more times in every episode than I even do watching Heather’s Netflix specials! If you’re feeling down or just want to giggle like a hyena, this is the show. Heather, you are a spectacular, DIVINE gift to the girls! Thank you for all of the good times! 🫶
  • tennisjack
    Political content is so off putting !
    Stop with the political talk! Especially when you come off so misinformed about the truth and facts - also so many ads - content is funny, but gets watered down by the continuous ads throughout the show.
  • hater of kodak black
    Please stop getting into politics🙏🏻
    Please stop getting into politics 🙏🏻
  • BostonBredG
    Political nonsense
    Every week she is talking about politics, this week saying when republicans were “normal” and not extreme… the left is vandalizing teslas and the republicans are extreme? Just stop bringing up politics. I may be unsubscribing soon if this keeps up because it’s constant.
  • kdawwg22
    We love Tony P, Politics, and Tatte!
    Get it girl! Keep it gay! 😆
  • Danagb
    Love!
    My queen
  • Zappy21!
    Stop the Politics
    I love the podcast but could do without the political commentary.
  • chloebruderer
    My queen
    I am nothing without this podcast. Nothing like your favorite comedian also having amazing ethics and morals 👏 LOVE U HEATHER
  • joel kim booster
    stop
    no more guests please!!! you’re so much better on your own ily
  • mcemacek
    LOVE the political commentary!
    Keep it coming! ♥️♥️♥️
  • Cschedin
    Walgreens
    Dying over the Iowa Walgreens episode. Lol
  • Victoria$6578
    I love you Heather but…
    I love you Heather. However recently you have been touching on politics and I have to be honest you are losing me. You seem to hate republicans and since I am one. I feel that this is my time to exit. I’m done with the virtue signaling.
  • Fabulousashley
    Lack of self awareness
    I’ve listened to Heather since day 1 but I, unfortunately, can’t stand her anymore. She brings politics into every podcast now and the lack of self awareness is so annoying. I hate the phrase ‘privileged white woman’ because somehow I’m considered one even with parents who didn’t graduate high school LOL but Heather is the epitome/text book definition of a privileged white woman. There’s a reason why you’re not making it to any major movies or tv shows gf. Please get some self awareness!
  • estella737
    Giggling in bed
    I tell you what, I have insomnia and had to switch from a horrid news podcast to Heather and I am giggling quietly with my headphones on to not wake my husband. I RARELY audibly laugh at a comedian when I’m not watching live. These are dark times and she is the Love and Light. Thank you for existing, Heather. The way I NEED a laugh and the release.
  • WEEDucateYourself
    More Robin McMahan
    I love you and your show. Listening to some further back episodes with Andrew, Iliza, Hannah and also ROBIN McMAHAN. Your mom is a star, just like you. 🤍More Robin episodes requested!😂🤍
  • Tasha Austin
    You Need This Podcast in Your Life!
    Heather is the funniest, most real person around. She has us giggling even when life throws curve balls. She motivates us and keeps us going! Love and light!
  • Andik1111111
    “People don’t understand”
    I love this podcast forever and I love Heather- but PLEASE stop saying “people don’t understand..” when talking about your followers. Its constant and very patronizing! Still love you tho
  • Toni Macaroni 420
    Listen!
    Heather makes me laugh! If she isn’t for you then listen to someone else! Tiramisuuuu friend
  • deprogrammed75
    Miss the old days
    Heather was relatable, down to earth and hilarious. Political commentary is a bad look, being basic and vapid is also a bad look. Pushing herself so hard and suffering physically and spiritually is evident. Sadly, she seems to be losing herself. God bless, Heather- don’t lose your connection with the Lord.
  • Listener0303
    Absolutely LOVE
    I love this podcast so much. Never fails to put me in a better mood. Heather is genuinely so funny and relatable at the same time. 10/10 recommend!! I especially love the solo episodes!
  • 45701 NYC
    I love this show
    All of the reviews from outraged Trumpers are silly. Heather is entitled to her own opinion, and if people don’t like it, they can find something else to listen to. I appreciate her honesty and bluntness, not to mention her courage in expressing her beliefs. She had to have known she risked losing some listeners and fans if she spoke out about politics. I’m happy to know where she stands and am glad she’s an ally. Thanks for the weekly laughs, Heather!
  • Lawyer JRWA
    Grateful
    Seeing lots of weird reviews downgrading the podcast for political references and just wanted to say I love the relatable content! Lots of us were thinking what you were Heather lol I hope you just wave goodbye to these haters 👋🏼
  • Frustrated-Flyer
    Do not listen to while lifting heavy objects
    Made the mistake of listening to this at the gym…almost dropped weights on myself multiple times from laughter.
  • Lceppers
    Best podcast episode ever!
    W/ Danae Hays.
  • Breena1105
    We miss the old Heather!
    I’ve been the biggest fan and supporter forever! Went to shows, bought the merch, listened to the podcast. But I feel like Heather has just become someone different. It’s okay to have different beliefs, but you don’t need to call someone who didn’t vote the same as you uneducated or a woman hater. It’s really divisive. We came to you for giggles. Your IVF is not being taken away, no one’s rights are being taken away. Stop spreading lies and go back to being funny! We all miss the old Heather
  • pocast listener
    USED to love
    Heather has become more of a not relatable, out of touch, celebrity democrat shaming us for voting for for the opposing view. Heather I hope you’re enjoying elitist Hollywood. We miss the old Heather, Heather of the people.
  • Ms4386
    Love you Heather!
    Thank you for constantly providing giggles and standing up for what you believe in. You’re a true American icon with such a broad appeal, a ray of light in a difficult time. Longtime supporter and now a supporter for life!
  • Matuszewski
    Politics
    Great podcast but please keep Politics out of it. Had to turn the podcast off bc it was becoming too much.
  • sarahteacher89
    What a bummer
    I’ve been a listener for over 4 years. I hate to be someone that can’t support someone else over politics, but I’m going to be since false information is being shared and shoved down listeners’ throats. Trump has never said ivf will be taken away. Kamala can’t do a thing about your right to kill a baby aka “healthcare.” If elected, she won’t have the authority to do that. When your number one issue in this election is killing babies, you’re very out of touch. Your business depends on people coming to your shows, but when most Americans can’t afford rent or groceries, they won’t be spending unnecessary money to see comedy. I wish celebrities could understand that and empathize with what most Americans are dealing with at the moment.
  • Mickeydancer101
    Heather’s fantastic
    Shes freaking hilarious!!!
  • Penny Rita
    Giggles and realness
    Every episode makes me giggle, but the advice and calls are so relatable! Heather has never hidden who she is/ what she stands for, so idk why some reviews are calling her out on that. She’s a girl’s girl, and I love her! Love and light, Heather!
  • undomestic_mom
    Heather Reminds Me of my BFF
    Laughing the whole way through, and pausing on occasion because I don’t want the episode to end. What else can I say, this woman is as funny as my bestie who lives 1000 miles away and she gives me life🖤
  • KK 🩵
    10/10
    All the giggles always. Queen 🙌
  • natty margs
    Hilarious
    Every episode makes me giggle. She is an icon.
  • Lara B11
    I can’t do it anymore
    Donald Trump is not taking away your abortions or your IVF. 🙄
  • CampCoop
    Thanks for the giggles! That was my review; until I listened this week.
    As always you’re a good time! “Thank you for the laughs” was my review a week ago. I’m so happy for your success. You work hard and care about people. Your most recent podcast has me alarmed. The number one issue for me is that this country is SICK! For the health of our country we can’t with the status quo. I would urge you to listen to Calley Means and Casey Means podcast episode on Joe Rogan. I know, I know, but if you truly want to support women and our autonomy over our bodies then we have to be around (alive) and healthy to do so.
  • AmandaDplease
    Politics
    Came for comedy, got politics shoved down my throat. You are a celebrity who does not struggle the same as most of the population. We all want bodily autonomy but we would also like to afford groceries,gas, and our mortgage.
  • YouDoYou!
    McMahan Can and will
    I love Heather! I can’t wait to watch the special this weekend and I LOVE when she dips a toe into politics. YES GIRL! It’s your platform and you do you, babyboo!
  • MPetka
    Bummed
    You can feel the tides and vibe changing as November approaches. Doing more in Hollywood means gotta fit the mold. I’ve listened for years but taking a break.
  • Wj12345
    Hilarious!
    Refreshing, hilarious unfiltered commentary on life! So fun to listen to someone who tells it like it is! The kind of woman I want to have a beer with in the middle of the day on a Tuesday, then go thrifting just to try on retro clothes and catwalk out of the dressing room laughing so hard we wished we had on depends.
  • JB9876543211
    Sooooo bummed :(
    Dang, Heather! I’m freaking bummed by this latest Oct 9 episode :( You are entitled to your opinions but it crosses the line when you are telling lies… If you are going to start quoting the Bible as a reason to vote for Kamala (lol) and you say you are good with the Lord, I gotta ask, did you genuinely forget the sixth commandment or do you think you get to pick and choose what you follow?!: ‘Thou Shalt not Kill.’ You're out here promoting the murder of BABIES in the womb as “women’s rights” and it’s your number one election issue?! Completely out of touch OR you’re getting paid to promote this literally EVIL narrative. I’m so stinking disappointed.
  • lemmy91
    Used to love
    Got political. Had to unsubscribe. “Interwebs” and speaking in a cadence like Theo Von got old.
  • Kelizabeffer
    Lost me
    Lost me after all the political talk lately. Heather is changing and becoming really out of touch..
  • Lifesaver47
    McMahan Can and She Will
    A platform that is supposed to be used for comedy now turns political. Stick with entertainment not activism.
  • jer011621
    Love the podcast but keep politics out of it!
    Love Heather and she makes me laugh so hard but leave politics out of your podcast.
  • kaylagwood
    No thanks
    She loses me when she talks about politics. I listen to this podcast to take a break from all of that noise.
  • Cc Og
    No political talk
    I’m begging you to stop talking about anything political. You are a comedian. I come to you for humor. Not politics
  • Coley0420
    No politics
    Over hearing celebrities jam politics down our throats. Stay out of it especially if you aren’t fully educated on the matter.
  • CUP O COCO
    Absokutely yes Heather !
    This podcast is just like Heather McMahon- bold unapologetic and courageous. By far, my favorite comedian. A must-listen to those who enjoy the brilliance of one queens’s take on life and the pursuit of happiness
  • Hudhdht
    She’s a Gem!
    Love her so much. Her honesty and humor are top notch! ❤️
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