Til Death Do Us Blart

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The creators of My Brother, My Brother and Me and The Worst Idea of All Time review the film Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 every American Thanksgiving from now until the end of linear time. They may never yield. They will never be freed. This is their curse. This is their podcast.


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  • good space jam
    4 Blarts and a Boom
    I don’t understand how they can make such a wonderful show each year given the source material. I genuinely look forward to this podcast every year and it has become a personal tradition to watch the movie and listen to the pod right after. I patiently await the next round of 4 Blarts and a Boom. EDIT: I should clarify, it has become my comfort pod and it slaps
  • fishlithp
    Not today Death!
    This podcast has no business being as funny as it is.
  • Warning Wild Ginger!!
    My comfort podcast
    Who would know 5 people’s descent into madness would bring me so much comfort and joy. Genuinely so good, listen to it for bed. The guy’s voices have a great combo that at this point helps me sleep better than melatonin. To this day I have never watched PBT
  • Ryan________
    my fav pod
    this has genuinely become my favorite podcast of all time, and a treasured seasonal comfort. thank you
  • Snuffleupagus03
    Greatest podcast of all time
    This is not just the best podcast of all time, it may be the greatest artistic endeavor of our era. Listen from the beginning. Listen till death do us Blart.
  • maypan_
    astonishing, a cultural touchstone for generations to come
    2024 update; happy 10th anniversary to my favorite podcast! here's to another decade of not watching this movie 🥂✨ i have never been so emotionally and temporally invested in a movie that i haven’t seen nor plan to see despite these boys’ best efforts. each year feels like an encroaching challenge. 2020 was the hardest one to overcome but even the gimmick of a watch along director’s commentary won’t make me give in. i can just close my eyes, listen to these boys wax poetic about death blart, and see the movie it was always meant to be. thank you for the annual gift.
  • Uselessdave
    My Thanksgiving tradition
    It is always a great surprise when the episode pops up on Thanksgiving! So funny and such a terrible idea...long live these funny funny boys!
  • clint1209375837
    Do acid and go see the blue man group
    The best part of thanksgiving.
  • driven2review
    For real!! (with updates)
    Third update: I find myself in 2024 in a hotel room with my family and as they watch the Harry Potter marathon on TV, I sneak into the corner to continue my new Thanksgiving tradition. And giggle to myself, trying not to reveal my hidden agenda and little audio secret. It’s amazing. Thank you. Second review: It’s 2023 and I’m in a crumby hotel visiting in-laws. My 9-year-old woke me up at 6am to get breakfast and play Pokémon Scarlet and after eating a not-bad-was-it-good? hotel breakfast I’m relaxing, drinking coffee in the lobby with my boy and listening to this year’s episode. I love this new Thanksgiving tradition! Original review:Thank you. 2022 is my first year/first time listen and it’s amazing. I can’t wait to listen to both past and future episodes !
  • incantamina
    turned a bad day okay
    i used to dread thanksgiving every year and since this podcast started i don’t because i always have at least one thing to look forward to. it genuinely improves my life to have this podcast in it.
  • Squatchenson
    I’ve been sucked into the Blartverse
    I thought it was a stupid idea and now I’m listening to all of them in a row. I’ll see you on the Blart side.
  • Juldooz
    I love it
    I relisten every year. I binge all the episodes each year to catch up. Love reliving this experience. It's not Thanksgiving without these boys.
  • Fish2stag
    A Glorious Achievement
    The Illiad, Journey to the West, War and Peace, Till Death Do Us Blart. If aliens deem to judge humanity not on the state of the world, but on the strength of its culture, we will have these brave boys to thank for our salvation.
  • go_goost
    5 BLARTS OUT OF 5
    I never have and never will watch any of the Paul Blart Mall Cop Movies and yet I’ve listened to every episode every year.
  • Beanbag20
    Griffin has taken over, he is the ultimate guest now.
    I really like how it used to be that everyone except Griffin was marked as host, and he was a guest. Now he’s the only one there but he’s still the guest.
  • MooseTheLesser
    History in the Making
    Five men travel where no human has gone before, for incredibly good reason. No matter whether they love of hate this movie, their reasons are now so beyond human rationalization that it never ceases to be baffling or entertaining. Never in my life have I seen people commit to an atrocious idea for so long. This podcast might be my favorite part of thanksgiving.
  • AsBy123
    Better than Thanksgiving
    I look forward to the holidays because of this podcast. It is a joy to wake up on Thanksgiving morning and listen to this funny, funny podcast.
  • samuraix98
    Flawless!
    One of the greatest pieces of media I've ever consumed.
  • Gerraldthegiraff
    Best movie podcast
    This is quite literally the best movie podcast I’ve ever listened to they cover the same movie every episode but it still somehow one of the funniest podcasts I’ve ever listened to. It’s really impressive how commuted they are to doing this. I am always looking forward to the next episode it’s the reason I love thanksgiving.
  • jo mccall
    it’s always blart time
    who knew 5 good boys could turn an unremarkably awful and in movie into something even stranger? it’s comedy alchemy. this is the only reason I look forward to thanksgiving
  • Dr.Decaf
    Phenomenal Show
    I picked it up around 2018, and have tuned in every year (and sometimes in between if I miss my boys) and I love it every listen. And no, I have never once seen the bad movie, but will always listen to my good good guys suffer 😁😁
  • crazylazyhazychic
    Excellent
    I’ve been using this podcast to fall asleep to lately. I find the bad years hilarious and the good years comforting and my dreams have only been a little weird because of it. The once in a blue boom was my favorite but they’re all delightful.
  • Angelarltt
    Amazing
    This is the best podcast
  • Chriim
    Best holiday trea
    Always look forward to, forget it’s coming, and love when it arrives! The best thing to save me from the holiday driving around town. I love both MBMBAM and TWIOAL, but when combined into this insanity, it’s unfathomable. The only problem is every year I had to deal with the internal conundrum of whether or not to even risk watching PBMC2 even once!
  • abnerkadaver
    Death pact
    Nm
  • MxMorganic
    educational!
    this show got me to listen to Dark Side of the Moon. good album
  • five99one
    Yes
    This podcast is an antidepressant.
  • Zipseye
    This podcast is great.
    The length between each episode gets farther and farther every year.
  • Darjeeling77
    Fantastic
    The shear excitement I felt seeing show up in my podcast feed is almost indescribable. You guys really have become a thanksgiving staple for me. Keep it up fellas. Shows great.
  • NeddyRoosevelt
    How many times have I binged this show?
    I ain’t even know, man. Binged it forwards, binged it backwards, binged it all over the place. How does it not stop being funny? Some kinda wack Shadow Man magic going on here. Anyway, favorite podcast of all time. Five stars for five very good boys.
  • Aeva
    The countdown is on…
    We are HOURS AWAY from the BEST DAY of the YEAR, PEOPLE.
  • Sublime Prosaic
    Essential
    Has become more important to than actual Thanksgiving. Glad to know I’m not the only person who does the whole series in a row.
  • Oliviaemrqkn
    preparing is getting longer ….
    getting ready for the new episode now takes FOCUS and DRIVE and i LOVE it. i like to listen backwards to see if they’re right abt what they think they talked abt last year but also not know. sooo excited to see what happens this beautiful year of 2023
  • Owlett7
    Tradition
    This show is my own personal Thanksgiving ritual…
  • spn095
    Always an absolute treat
    Every year as the weather changes, I hear the call deep in my soul to rehash all of this from the very beginning. Before I can even press play I am already laughing to myself. The only downside (but not really) is that I have to do my relisten earlier each year in order to finish before Thanksgiving.
  • fine content in fact
    Blart Death Do Til Us
    Each year your souls are sapped away a little more by that movie.
  • akurster
    Roadtrip Podcast
    Every time I have to drive somewhere that takes me longer than two hours to arrive at, I inevitably end up relistening to this entire podcast along the way. This is the best content the McElroys have ever produced. I await each episode every year with baited breath and if they ever cancel the show within my lifetime I will go into a deep state of mourning.
  • hassyzero
    Soldier On, Boys
    A yearly treat to make the passage of time less horrific. You shouls listen to the all of the episodes back to back in one day. The delirium is exquisite. It’s a Paul Blart fugue state.
  • madelinestarr
    perfect white noise
    play every single episode on my death bed so these irate men who did this to themselves can soothe me to sleep one last time
  • monster_seltzer
    no bummers
    no bummers but the holidays are always tough for me, and this podcast is such a comfort on Thanksgiving!
  • I am simply deranged
    This is my sleep aid podcast.
    Keep up the good work.
  • jembo-kun
    starting from the beginning
    i haven’t seen the film, and i’m unfortunately feeling like i now need to. and wow, i DO remember Arrow!!
  • YeahForSure25
    Baptism by fire
    After years of listening I am currently watching PBMC2 for the first time. I am 15 minutes in and am very upset with the decision. I pity you all.
  • gancubeman
    God why
    Why would you do this to yourselves, haven’t even listen to it yet, 5 stars for their sanity
  • Gothika029
    Great podcast
    I’m on 2019, and love how angry the cast has gotten over this movie.
  • ValXena
    Replayability !!
    Great for replayability! I listen to every episode every week!! Highly recommend!!!
  • maya blart: licence to kill
    too blart to die mall now
    I love this podcast more than Vincent hates oatmeal.
  • TheEdgeOfMyPete
    An important holiday tradition!
    Simply fantastic.
  • Game boy 1993
    Paul Blart
    Thanks for the patronage
  • 70510
    A Lifeline for the Holiday Season
    I can not and will not deal with my family without this podcast. Luckily, this podcast will never end, so I will never have to.
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