Welcome To Patchwork

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Patch 145 - Do You Trust Friends To Look After Your Pets?
Jun 10, 2025 – 34:50
Patch #144 - Are You Confident Licking An Ice-cream?
May 27, 2025 – 44:49
Patch #143 - Should You Answer An Unknown Number?
May 13, 2025 – 42:08
Patch #142 - Where Do Mice Sleep?
Apr 1, 2025 – 34:42
Patch #141 - Do You Dread Waking Up In The Morning?
Mar 18, 2025 – 32:57
Patch #140 - How Much Pizza Should You Order?
Mar 4, 2025 – 35:22
Patch #139 - Have You Ever Walked Away From A Queue?
Feb 17, 2025 – 36:42
Patch #138 - Do You Have Unreasonably High Expectations?
Feb 4, 2025 – 36:41
Patch #137 - Should You Mow Your Neighbour's Nature Strip?
Dec 17, 2024 – 37:20
Patch #136 - Do You Read The Other Messages In A Farewell Card?
Dec 3, 2024 – 33:19
Patch #135 - Are You Good At Napping?
Nov 19, 2024 – 31:29
Patch #134 - Can You Handle Silence In Conversations?
Sep 3, 2024 – 35:49
Patch #133 - The Depression Sessions (Frankly Mr Chatly)
Aug 20, 2024 – 35:40
Patch #132 - Is Your Fridge Overflowing With Half Filled Jars? ft. Nelson Allingham
Aug 6, 2024 – 52:12
Patching Up With Dion in Japan
Jul 23, 2024 – 48:50
Patch #131 - Where Does A Used Teaspoon Go? ft. Nat Harris
Jul 9, 2024 – 01:04:04
Patch #130 - Do You Make Offers You Can't Keep? ft. Michael Campbell
Jun 25, 2024 – 45:04
Patch #129 - What's Your Approach To Taking A Sick Day? ft. Laura Dunemann
Jun 11, 2024 – 52:50
Patreon Bonus - Do You Wear Shoes Around The House?
May 21, 2024 – 13:47
Patch #128 - What Are the Signs You've Overstayed Your Welcome?
May 14, 2024 – 43:13
Patch #127 - Is A Sniff More Annoying Than A Cough?
Apr 30, 2024 – 43:22
Patch #126 - Are You Ever Obliged To Give Up A Parking Spot?
Apr 16, 2024 – 40:24
Patch #125 - Do You Confidently Slice Food In Half?
Apr 2, 2024 – 43:11
Patch #124 - How Should You Subtly Glance At Someone?
Mar 19, 2024 – 41:15
Goodbye...for now
Aug 1, 2023 – 02:21
Patch #123 - How Should You Kill Time At A Chemist?
Jul 18, 2023 – 46:12
Patch #122 - Is It Rude To Text Someone During A Speech?
Jul 4, 2023 – 41:18
Patch #121 - Are You Easily Embarrassed In Public?
Jun 20, 2023 – 43:12
Patch #120 - Do You Shake Hands With Friends?
Jun 6, 2023 – 43:54
Patch #119 - Should You Wait For Others Before Eating?
May 23, 2023 – 40:51
PatchGPT
May 10, 2023 – 04:49
Patch #118 - Do You Need Total Darkness To Fall Asleep?
Apr 4, 2023 – 45:55
Patch #117 - Do You Make New Plans After An Event Is Cancelled?
Mar 21, 2023 – 42:14
Patch #116 - How Much Finger Food Can You Take From A Tray?
Mar 7, 2023 – 37:21
Patch #115 - How Do You Find The Toilet In A Restaurant?
Feb 21, 2023 – 39:05
Patch #114 - When Do You Save Someone As A Contact?
Feb 7, 2023 – 35:05
Patch #113 - How To Handle The Heat
Jan 24, 2023 – 38:08
Patch #112 - How To Go Grocery Shopping
Dec 6, 2022 – 39:04
Patch #111 - How To Recycle
Nov 22, 2022 – 39:51
Patch #110 - How To Wait In A Line
Nov 8, 2022 – 42:58
Patch #109 - How To Declutter Your Home
Oct 25, 2022 – 41:06
Patch #108 - How To Send A Text Message
Oct 11, 2022 – 44:34
Patch #107 - How To Get Dressed For The Day
Sep 27, 2022 – 35:21
Patch #106 - How To Enjoy A Flight
Sep 13, 2022 – 34:51
Patch #105 - How To Choose A Restaurant
Aug 30, 2022 – 36:46
Patch #104 - How To Open A Door
Aug 16, 2022 – 48:24
Patch #103 - How To Enjoy Your Birthday
Aug 2, 2022 – 44:30
Patch #102 - How To Try Before You Buy
Jul 19, 2022 – 41:35
Patch #101 - How To Record A Podcast
Jul 5, 2022 – 49:28
Patch #100 - Is Saying Hello Or Goodbye More Important? (Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2022)
Jun 21, 2022 – 01:03:14

Recent Reviews

P-Rad23

Really really good!

Very original, thoughtful and funny
Steve Shaheen

Laughing all the way home

Three funny dudes who know how to make me laugh. A great stress reliever on the way home from a crap day.
jack130413

really good

really good
Emmm244

Interesting

Very genuine. Definitely would listen again :)
Edelman12

Patchwork

So funny!!! Can't wait to hear the next episode