Citation Needed

2,158

The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single Wikipedia article about it, and pretend we’re experts. Because this is the internet, and that’s how it works now.

Recent Episodes
  • Bonnie and Clyde
    Apr 9, 2025 – 37:40
  • Cuban Missile Crisis
    Apr 2, 2025 – 37:52
  • The OSS (Office of Strategic Services)
    Mar 26, 2025 – 38:30
  • Ross Douthat Opinion Pieces
    Mar 19, 2025 – 50:31
  • Audie Murphy - The Most Decorated Combat Soldier of WW2
    Mar 12, 2025 – 37:02
  • The Little Mermaid
    Mar 5, 2025 – 46:53
  • The Battle of Cartagena de Indias
    Feb 26, 2025 – 30:24
  • Pornhub 2024 Year in Review
    Feb 19, 2025 – 47:08
  • Op-Eds by Billionaires
    Feb 12, 2025 – 56:37
  • Ghost Ships
    Feb 5, 2025 – 32:56
  • Bonus Army
    Jan 29, 2025 – 31:20
  • Chrome Tab Cleanout
    Jan 22, 2025 – 31:23
  • Pizzagate
    Jan 15, 2025 – 35:03
  • Pythagoras
    Jan 8, 2025 – 38:33
  • The Host's Fictional Bios
    Jan 1, 2025 – 59:53
  • The Holy Prepuce (Foreskin) and Other Relics
    Dec 25, 2024 – 32:26
  • Snarky Restaurant Reviews
    Dec 18, 2024 – 37:30
  • Pong
    Dec 11, 2024 – 35:18
  • Competitive Eating, Takeru Kobayashi, and Joey Chestnut
    Dec 4, 2024 – 01:00:39
  • Sleeping Beauty
    Nov 27, 2024 – 38:04
  • The Sinking of the Whaleship Essex
    Nov 20, 2024 – 36:24
  • Carlos Kaiser
    Nov 13, 2024 – 35:47
  • Crazy Patents
    Nov 6, 2024 – 41:02
  • Mickey Barreto - An NYC Real Estate Loophole Story
    Oct 30, 2024 – 34:10
  • Richard Dawkins
    Oct 23, 2024 – 41:49
  • Siege Weapons and Fortifications
    Oct 16, 2024 – 34:37
  • Pied Piper and the Children's Crusade
    Oct 9, 2024 – 35:43
  • Project 57
    Oct 2, 2024 – 32:40
  • Sun Wukong the Monkey King
    Sep 25, 2024 – 51:46
  • Hulk Hogan, the Love Sponge, and Peter Thiel
    Sep 18, 2024 – 32:05
  • Human Greetings and Congratulation Rituals
    Sep 11, 2024 – 43:33
  • The Ice Bowl
    Sep 4, 2024 – 42:36
  • The Barefoot Bandit- Colton Harris Moore
    Aug 28, 2024 – 41:49
  • Jeanne Calment
    Aug 21, 2024 – 40:52
  • JBS Haldane and the X-Craft
    Aug 14, 2024 – 38:26
  • Sir Francis Drake
    Aug 7, 2024 – 36:04
  • The Conch Rebellion
    Jul 31, 2024 – 34:22
  • Anthony Comstock
    Jul 24, 2024 – 34:27
  • Assassination attempts on Fidel Castro
    Jul 17, 2024 – 46:27
  • Steve Jobs
    Jul 10, 2024 – 55:54
  • Bronze Age Collapse
    Jul 3, 2024 – 35:14
  • Spaceships That Weren't
    Jun 26, 2024 – 41:23
  • Frank Bourassa - The Greatest Counterfeiter in the World
    Jun 19, 2024 – 44:35
  • Unusual Deaths 4
    Jun 12, 2024 – 33:32
  • The Ark Encounter
    Jun 5, 2024 – 39:48
  • First Expeditions to Mount Everest
    May 29, 2024 – 43:02
  • Amelia Earhart
    May 22, 2024 – 38:31
  • Chicxulub Impact
    May 15, 2024 – 34:56
  • Troy Hurtubise and Project Grizzly
    May 8, 2024 – 45:00
  • Obsolete Occupations
    May 1, 2024 – 34:29
Recent Reviews
  • señor sarcasm
    Funny
    This is genuinely the funniest podcast I have ever come across. I’m working my way back through all the earlier episodes, and the existential dread I have for when I run out of episodes and am left with just one new one per week is rivaled only by the knowledge that I and everyone I know will be dead one day.
  • Skeptic Matthew
    5 Stars For Heath's Laugh
    There is nothing lamer than a morning zoo show where the deejays pretend to laugh at each other. There is nothing funnier than a group of really funny people who can't help laughing at each other. And you get a deep dive into a Wikipedia rabbit trail besides. You had me at butchering the intro.
  • whjdjfjrjfofowps
    The only thing more annoying than Ross Douthat is listening to someone do an impression of him
    Thought the two Ross Douthat op ed episode was entertaining, and I almost always relish an opportunity to trash his drivel. Having said that, the host’s impression of him got real old real fast, to the point where I had to stop listening. Usually this pod is pretty good, but when the horse is dead, let it rest in peace.
  • microaggressions
    Not Citations Needed
    I thought this was the citations needed podcast, but they just cribbed the name.
  • Johnny12465
    Duct tape
    Loved the duct tape debate
  • Devdevsdev
    My Immortal!
    I have to say, the readings of My Immortal are by far one of the biggest highlights of this show. Oh, what’s that, fellow fan? You don’t know what I’m talking about?! Well why don’t you head over to patreon.com and sign up to support the pod! Maybe if we get enough donors they can finally list Tom among the show hosts in Apple Podcasts app! I love, love, love this show. ❤️🤘🏽
  • coffeeteacoffee
    Yes, Pong! No, Snarky Reviews…
    I stumbled on the Pong history, it’s delightful. I ventured into the “Snarky Reviews” episode and emerged baffled. The first review, from 2002, they laugh AT the review as being badly written. As in, “tired slice of cheese.” What could the reviewer possibly mean, they snicker. (It means you can see from the dry edges of the slices, the cheese is stale, it’s been exposed to air too long. How is this obscure, risibly ostentatious language? Otherwise, sure, good fun.
  • FJTiffsmom
    Nope
    They mostly seem to like laughing at their own jokes. Annoying to me.
  • wintermute-dancingmokey.com
    Smart can be funny
    Highbrow, lowbrow, eyebrow, they don’t care. Something can be funny without punching down and offending people. Something can be smart without being pretentious. It’s the anti-JRE and I’m glad it’s out here.
  • justTripn
    So much fun
    This podcast is so much fun, due to the cleverness of the hosts. The random topic presented is always interesting and then on top of that, the hosts not presenting the topic that week make constant jokes and puns about the story, many of which are truly laugh out loud funny. A great show.
  • Derek GM
    5 stars
    5 stars for promoting sexual abuse of sea mammals and the euthanasia of ungrateful slave elephants
  • gopher8788
    Brain Rot Personified
    Didn’t find it entertaining, sadly. A true waste of time. Cheers.
  • Deektee
    Fun and interesting but...
    I'm not a prude --at least I don't consider myself one (!?)--but the super intense dude-energy and constant swearing and sexual references got to be too much for me. Just my opinion. If that doesn't bother you, I'd say give it a try. It is fun and interesting.
  • Bryanborgers
    Amazing show
    Ibid
  • Kelly’s Bigfoot Playlist
    One of the best for goofy deep dives
    This is one of my favorite new podcasts for drinking beer while rearranging my stuff
  • Adrian Von
    Hi Heath!
    This remarkable group of dudes is truly outstanding! Their humor is absolutely hysterical, and they are genuinely wonderful individuals. I connect with them on multiple levels. Give them a listen, and you’ll be hooked! Also give a listen to their sister podcasts: THE SCATHING ATHEIST, GOD AWFUL MOVIES, SKEPTICRAT. Bye Heath! Adrian
  • Lando II
    Good work little boy!
    I don’t know if you need to be kicked in the head by a mule to like this show, but every since my accident I’ve been in love with Ben. It’s so nice to see you respectful teens these. The way he takes a half baked idea, adds big words and talks fast always gets me clapping like a trained seal. Even though nothing was said, I feel validated. Sadly I can only give this one star because he’s not of my brand of faith and patriotism;).
  • Cincinnati Chili
    They deserve 5 stars, despite my rage
    Fantastic show, well deserving of 5 stars. However, my rage at them insulting Cincinnati chili almost led to a 1 star review!
  • Asciguy
    I blame Noah!
    For not being able to get this podcast until after 4:20. So glad you did Ark Encounter so I don't have to. Love you Anna😘
  • hoodoodle
    P.I.T.A. + Cog Dis = tacos dig pi
    This podcast is awesome [citation needed]!
  • BibliophileG
    Perfec+
    I love this podcast. when I’m having a bad day, I have a topic and it looks most spirits. Any time Hubby and I are on a “driving date” (running errands) we pick a topic and laugh all the way to wherever we’re going (pod keeps me from over “co-piloting” his driving!). We love you guys and your sense of humor…good for the belly & soul.
  • csetty509
    So great!
    Listening to them laugh at each other as they work their way through these topics is pure catharsis. I love all of them and this cast is perfect. Their other podcasts are amazing as well. Can’t recommend this one enough.
  • Pickledbeans94
    Three cheers for the podcastiverse!
    Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!
  • GoogleusMaximus
    Eli was wrong!
    We don’t need a nemesis movie! Otherwise the gamergate episode was fantastic Keep up the work boys
  • kayman-c
    used to be ok
    the more eli was allowed to jam in his weird characters and bad skits, the worse the show got. i though getting rid of the skit was a step in the right direction, but mondays “episode” kinda shows otherwise. eli needs less creative control.
  • Angelbrat3
    Pre-show shenanigans patrion
    I miss the pre-show shenanigans so hearing that being a patrion I can hear them again makes me happy. When I have spending money I’m going to be a patrion love this show especially the historical episodes. Informative and funny.
  • meat suit wearer
    So Gooood!!
    UPDATED REVIEW: I never knew I’d be so interested in screw lengths, or the lengths someone would go to screw….fix….repair…? I love this show so much, I’ve been listening for YEARS (it’s ok, I feel old too), and I always listen to each new episode as soon as I can. The screw episode has me wishing I could afford to become a patron again right now, but hey, like a good screw, some day things will turn up and I’ll turn my Patreon subscription back on! Previous review: I miss the pre-show shenanigans, but I totally get if that was just not the vibe anymore. It was great while it lasted! The rest of the show still slaps (Eli, please translate as needed), thank you all for sharing these nuggets of internet lore!
  • Jekyll Hollow
    My Favorite!
    Literally the highlight of my week every week!
  • migo0
    HEAR ALL THE THINGS
    I particularly like the everyone talking over everybody aspect of the not being able to tell what is being said in an audio format.
  • Zomfibame
    Very funny
    This podcast absolutely helps me not be depressed. And is super amusing. One of the funniest things out there
  • RedRyanRooster
    Still a good show even without the pre
    I totally miss the preshow =[
  • mephidros77
    Bring back the sketch!
    I miss the sketch, and Clip Clop Tom was an American icon who didn’t deserve to have his story ended so soon
  • toriwdouglass
    Heath Hate Reads Historical Lit ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    first, i’ve listened to at least half the eps twice. they’re all great but the Heath Hate Reads Historical Literature series deserves a Podcast Pulitzer. Amazing. Anyway, I usually listen to this show when i’m running and i probably look… interesting… to anyone who sees me laughing so hard i nearly fall on my face whilst on a run! thanks guys.
  • Rif's iTunes
    Amongst my favorites
    Love the random topics and the host are great and . My weekly laughing learning hour.
  • 60 minutss
    First impression
    They just keep laughing and talking over each other
  • Koala many
    Bring back the opening sketch
    Love the show but what happened to the opening sketch? why did the guys get rid of the opening sketch? The show needs to bring back the opening sketch because the show doesn’t feel the same without it. If you can look past the opening sketch gone, the show is so funny I love it and look forward to episodes each week. If you bring back the opening sketch it could be a full 5/5 score.
  • Maworthi
    Love Heath’s Book Club!
    I teach English and love the hate-reads! Keep ‘em coming! Do Infinite Jest! Fight Club! Huckleberry Finn!
  • mcscruffy1234
    Solid great podcast
    Listened to all the episodes, starting with the most recent and worked my way backwards. Great show. Enjoy the variety of topics
  • salentijnac918
    Yo
    So dang good
  • theladylazaeus
    Love these guys
    They crack me up. The bloopers after the William Wallace episode left me in tears.
  • Montgomery Harford
    Meh
    Too many hosts, their over the top laughter sounds forced.
  • IcenineCC
    One episode…
    I love this show. I still think about a line from an episode from probably 6 months or so ago that Eli said. It literally makes me laugh every time I think about it.
  • heilbronrc
    Okay Cecil wins
    Over the years, I’ve had other favorites, but Cecil is the funniest right now. And the other guys are really funny. And clever and charming. But Cecil is the funniest right now. Can’t wait ‘til the next ep.!
  • Kat4president
    Yeah let’s do a fun quiz
    Tom Lehrer said that political satire was dead after he learned that Henry Kissinger had won the Nobel peace prize in 1973. This show proves that while necromancy (and near death experiences) are b.s., so was Mr Lehrer’s prognostication regarding satire’s longevity. <3
  • Dice 35
    Joe smith
    Be easy on Cleveland fellas. Love everything you do. Check out the Kirkland massacre.
  • Danielbooth05
    Smart and funny
    Eli “probably” lies but don’t worry he’s between 3rd to 4th funniest lol. Great guys that definitely keep every episode interesting. The production is fantastic, Noah and Cecil are pros, Heath and Tom exist. Love you guys and I’ll listen to everything you all make!
  • Paricidal
    I’m a terrible review writer but…
    This podcast makes me laugh out loud all the time and I recommend it to anyone who likes an entertaining story and snarky commentary.
  • Garagefinds
    Must have in podcast subscriptions
    These guys are great
  • Montana6872
    Simply Bad
    I was searching for a new history podcast and came across this one. It’s like the dollop podcast but without any talent. The jokes are really forced and unfunny yet everyone on mic guffaws at them. It reminded me of lame morning zoo shows. I listened to two shows on topics I know a lot about and the historical inaccuracies were rampant. If you’re going to have a history podcast (even if it’s supposed to be funny), you should at least get basic facts right.
  • isolefa
    5+
    So good!
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork on this page are property of the podcast owner, and not endorsed by UP.audio.