Two Dykes And A Mic

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Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness.Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!

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  • yassplease
    slay
    Rachel, your quads are out of this world. McKenzie, at your request, I’ve never looked at you, not even once. ❤️
  • Geauxro
    Hilarious
    So funny! Love the chemistry between these two! Still waiting for y’all to come to New Orleans!!
  • Michaela_Quinn
    Only podcast worth listening to!
    The dykes are my fav comedians and deserve every good thing! 🥳
  • MrsGuerrera
    Hilarious
    5 gloves
  • Eeemmmiiilllllyyy
    My favorite podcast of all time
    Thank you to McKenzie and Rachel for bringing me endless laughter and keeping me informed on the latest/greatest gay pop culture. They are the funniest, hottest dykes around. I’ve seen them live a few times and almost pee my pants every time.
  • MsMartinaMsMartina99999
    Professional Entertainment
    These girls are smart, professional comedians and it shows. They feel raw and off the cuff, but it’s not another manic, rambling hour of chaotic chatter that drives the listener further into her own ADHD. They have a plan, they have clearly developed talking points and they have the kind of natural wit that can’t be taught. If you are a lesbian, this is worth a listen and probably worth a subscribe.
  • LyfeonMarz
    10/10!
    Would recommend! So funny, inclusive, and funny without making hurtful jokes! Woo hoo! Love <3
  • Liz 3711
    Love Two Dykes!
    Love! Such a great podcast with a high quality comedic style. Obvi super fun and gay and feels like I’m hanging with my friends (except you all are funnier)
  • nikkitalksfood
    So funny
    This is my favorite podcast!
  • rubber duckie.
    Tell all your queer friends
    Best queer podcast!!!
  • V Elizabeth
    Don’t think, just listen
    The only reason why I have Patreon is bc of these dykes 🦈 so funny so real and always keeps me in the loop with G-G-GAY NEWS. Also love their genuine friendship and the segments they do, keeps the pod interesting and keeps me looking forward to listening
  • clybeely
    💜
    I love being a lesbian and I love this podcast
  • Indichud
    So funny and not evil
    These two make me feel good and smile! Plz come to Massachusetts or New Haven or somewhere I can drive to please! I’m begging on my hands and knees
  • yasminahr
    unfortunate kamala simping
    Tried this podcast for the first time, disappointed to hear them praising a perpetrator of genocide as some kind of gay TikTok icon.
  • JolovesgayTexas
    Laugh out loud
    Listen every week for years. Makes me belly laugh. Love their takes on the queer experience.
  • Surfcat22
    Funny As HELLo
    These dykes are so freaking funny, smart, relevant, and just the right amount boundary pushing. Hilarious and up to date- you’ll wonder how you were gay without them.
  • dcgesx
    Addicted
    So hilarious, and please come to Greenville, SC or at least Asheville, NC!
  • UninterestingBug
    Makes me lol fr
    I love this podcast bc other lgbtq pods can sometimes get pretty heavy. But these two are sooo funny and genuinely make me laugh. They’re talking abt the niche gay topics the people want to hear!
  • gabi.yogini
    my GO-TO podcast !!!!
    Laughter is the best medicine and these two dykes have it DOWN! once i discovered this podcast I couldn’t get enough
  • OctopusDoc
    I love this podcast!
    And this friendship. And this help navigating queerness. Thank you!!
  • ChiEwi
    Christian Acappela
    Being a gay from the suburbs of MSP who went to seminary…but couldn’t stop having sex with women, I immediately knew that you were talking about the “band” Go Fish. Of which I have been to 2 concerts. Smash.
  • Alix_94
    It rocks
    Snot bubble and human boing are the best.
  • pnw24climber
    Seems they keep removing negative reviews?
    Don’t dare say anything negative about these two or they’ll make sure you’re review gets wiped. Here’s to trying for a third time to let people know this podcast is self-indulgent trash. Do yourself a favor and listen to actually intelligent and entertaining humans on podcasts like Handsome or Jockular.
  • butch4butch
    So hot
    Loooove the show. Absolutely obsessed. Please, please literally begging, bottoming, so horny for less body checking on the show. You 2 are way too hotttt for that :P
  • ufducfdfhcucu
    Favorite podcast
    Thank you for the queer joy
  • elle.aye.in.eye.
    This Diane can’t get enough
    This is my fave podcast. I subscribed to Patreon to get the bonus episodes and it’s more than worth it! Not only do they make me laugh relentlessly, they also have shown me what I want in a relationship. They way they talk about their wives/fiancé's is #relationshipgoals. Love their best friendship, My bestie is the one who introduced me :) Thanks for all the laughs and just being awesome people!
  • LJyo17
    #1 podcast, hands down
    I became a shark about 6 months into being a fan of this podcast and I’ve been re-listening to the past episodes. I listen to this as much as I can and still can’t get enough. You two are the funniest, most entertaining people I’ve ever given my time to and I hope to one day go to a live show. I’ll have to find someone other than my wife to go with me cause she thinks you guys are a little annoying but don’t take it personally, she’s a tough critic. Never stop!
  • chelsfeline
    Jojo seaweed
    We want her ON Also please come to Asheville.
  • 4691639
    Amazing!
    Downloaded this app just to give the pod the praise it deserves.
  • littlebabyspice43
    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
    love these dykes
  • GrapeApe32
    could not live without
    these two are my mothers, my sisters, my friends, (my enemies??? no jk), and i truly could not live without this pod. it was a source of queer community for me before i had my own irl community and i’ll always remember my early days of listening to this pod so so fondly because of that. also i met and hugged both the hosts at a live show once and they are both tall and beautiful!!!!! 10/10 no notes.
  • HermanaDelSoul
    Obsessed!
    I don’t know how I’ve lived all these years without hearing Ray & Kenny everyday! I’m catching up on lost time, I’ve subscribed so I don’t miss an episode, and I can’t recommend this podcast enough, truly! Their chemistry is so good, and they both have this magnetic charm that is felt through the speakers! I’m usually driving when I listen so I’m never stressed in traffic. They’re so funny so I’m always cracking up. The array of guests they have on is also fabulous. Listening to them I’ve realized I am queer. Thank you dykes!!
  • Abbadoo77
    Gem of a podcast
    I love podcasts. I listen to a ton of podcasts. I listen to a ton of queer podcasts… but this one is the only one I’ve paid to have more. You dykes crush the game. Bravo! Can’t wait for more content and tours. Pls come back to Pittsburgh!!
  • Candle303
    incredible
    has me giggling on the plane on the train in class etc. please come back to San Francisco or Bay Area in general ! <3
  • Megsteroni
    Gay joy
    Love love love. This show brings me so many giggles and so much gay joy. I’m actually obsessed and refuse to listen to anything else on my drive to/from work.
  • kiramwebster
    HONOLULU
    I am here to issue a formal complaint. Another tour announced, no Honolulu show. This is an official notice that HONOLULU SHOULD BE ON THE NEXT TOUR so the TOPICAL GAYS can enjoy THE BEST PODCAST EVER too‼️🏝️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
  • Iwantthestartogoaway
    Still My Absolute Favorites
    Hello! Shark here! It’s literally one of our date nights to just watch the pod and catch up on episodes. You are both hilarious and we love you so much. We got to see you live and can’t wait to see you again in 2024!
  • Ktsoda91
    My favorite dykes 💕
    I have been listening for over a year now and these babes NEVER disappoint. They are so playful, silly, and always keep it real. Going to see them live in Philly for the second time this April and this queer could not be more excited ✨
  • B'jane
    Love this
    I think Mae Martin may have recommended this podcast on the Handsome Podcast. If so, I should send her flowers. This is the first time I've paid for a podcast and it is so worth it. (Doesn't matter how old you are, it feels like Community)
  • Grrrrrr105
    Laughing out loud. Literally
    I literally laugh out loud every time I listen to this podcast. They not only take about relevant topics to the queer community, but they rabbit hole and I am here for all of it. Thank you for being you and keep putting this out there!
  • tsleepy
    Vegas love u
    I love ur show come to Las Vegas :)
  • Hollieallday
    Good show
    I am a straight person who likes to listen in my sleep bonnet
  • SpiderSam92
    My favorite podcast!
    This podcast is seriously one of the best things in my life! I love it so much!
  • hahahabutreally
    stop whatever ur doing and listen to this now
    Amazing podcast and even more incredible subscription content - the number of mics is shocking. Probably go to Charlotte
  • Nat pearl
    COME TO SACRAMENTO PLZ
    Love this podcast, come to Sacramento
  • mmmmmmmmmmem
    Come To Philadelphia
    Pleeeeeeeaaassseeee come to philly
  • Morgan1016123
    Funniest Podcast
    These two are amazing and their shows are amazing! Come to San Diego!
  • berliner 🍩
    Dykes in Deutschland
    Dykes! Come to the land where straights might be the minority — Berlin. But make sure you’re here on a Tuesday night and I’ll take you to the dykiest place in the Federal Republic!
  • Kcassidys
    Make Texas Gay Again
    Forgive my wife for still having an Android and count this as two requests for a show in San Antonio, TX!
  • liziztheshiz
    Been a fan since the beginning
    And my wife and I really want to see you live in Columbus, Ohio!!!
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