2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

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  • Mando1323
    New listener
    Always forgot about this podcast and when I came across it I listened to it for about my whole work shift. Fell in love with everything and the content.
  • Viva la Evolution!
    One terrible person and one idiot
    I will let you figure out which is which.
  • Bobandjudy
    Can Segura speak up?
    Would have loved to listen more but Segura talks so soft. Could not keep up with the volume issues.
  • Bent Cripple
    Shows great!
    In the same way I wouldn’t let an escaped mental patient hang out with my 6 year old, we should stop letting Chris Distefano talk to Bert.
  • 95&:!!54;
    Hosts are hacks but the guests are funny
    The hosts are pretty lame comics but they get some A list guests somehow
  • JTSwanny47
    See you again someday
    Love you guys, but I encourage all fans to boycott YMH content until Bert and Tom publicly distance themselves from Joe Rogan. Hope I can tune in again some day once that happens
  • Sikboy303
    worst thing ever
    Tom is a sociopathic d-bag who’s genuinely a bad person and Bert is the only unlikeable person with downs in recorded history….. I wish the absolute worst for both…..
  • las12355
    Never again
    I listened every week until Tom went full Rogan asskisser and Bert is too weak to stand up to them
  • andi_camp
    As a fellow Tampeño…
    I adore Bert and when he shows up on 102.5. And I love that he thinks of himself as a hot girl. Cuz the “hysterical” part of his HPD(not V), is in reference to having a uterus. He says he has lady energy, maybe he’s right? Idk I also listen to a story for the bits I relate to that I can talk about.
  • BIDAjuice
    funny
    but someone get Bert some LEXAPRO, quick!
  • ChillinCali75
    2 Bears, 1 Poor
    The fast forward feature exists for a reason, you R-Worded R-Tards. Honestly, Bart does get super annoying at times and I wish I could choke his camera through the fence. However, he’s genuine and I appreciate that. John Segura is the best. The recent episode with Druski was hilarious. I love watching Tim and Fatty succeed beyond their wildest dreams and I hope to enjoy it for years.
  • wolflb562
    Best episode
    Love today episode with druski had me dying hope he comes on ymh 🤣🤣🤣
  • JWanking
    Arnold!!!
    I listen to and love every episode. Arnold was by far the best episode of this show ever. The admiration of the bears, the laughs, and the humility of gods greatest man, was quite simply the most enjoyable episode of anything. Ever. Get Arnold back bi monthly or fiscal quarterly. Please. Piss on me, beat me.
  • Twinloves79
    Yes!! 😭🤣💀
    Thanks for helping laugh again! I just pray you and Dax ARE besties now! You guys are HILARIOUS together!
  • tristan leighanne
    I guess i’m the odd one out
    Much prefer Bert on the pod than Tom. I usually just have to skip the week when it’s just Tom. he’s too monotone and kinda boring. Bert does talk about himself a lot but at least it’s funny
  • Yam Mar
    Two Meanderers
    Two men jawing about anything and everything without reaching the point. If they stopped with the explicit language and notes so they would stay on topic, this podcast could be something someday.
  • TiaB08
    Has Bert Been Funny Ever?
    The show is so much better when 1 bear is missing and when that missing bear is Bert.
  • margo legacy
    Came for the guest. Staying for Bert.
    Will report back if I end up leaving. But for now I’m making myself comfy.
  • B Randn
    The Bert Show
    I’ve tried multiple times to get through one of these podcasts, but Bert can’t help but talk about himself constantly. Tom has said on other pods he just lets Bert do his thing.
  • Hdkdodhdbskdh
    My wife thought this was a gay podcast
    She was right
  • Stitch-87
    Bert the Piggy
    Bert is not funny. Yup, I said it. He has an unbelievably fake and annoying “laugh.” And Bert squeals like a pig. On the other hand, Tom is an OG.
  • photobomb11111
    Pass
    The show isn’t funny. Tom is funny on his own. I could do without his monotoned voice though. Bert is a one trick pony. Not funny. He has one story that he has stretched into a career. One of Joe Rogan’s sycophantic cronies. Low-key racist, anti “woke” libertarian/ alt-right waste of time.
  • Johnny R1992
    Love the show
    Love the show, couldnt under stand what Brice was saying this week, he was slurring his slurs pretty hard. Had to skip 2 weeks in a row.
  • gggjjjksjdhhs
    Burp Krustler
    Burp Krustler sure does talk about himself allot. And Creepy Breathing Tom sure is a creep.
  • Exorcistcandy
    I’m too poor for this podcast
    Two out of touch past their prime hacks.
  • JC1969
    Turning MAGA in front of our Eyes
    Used to Like both Bert and Tom but Berts infatuation for Joe R and Elon is a direction I’m not on board for.
  • Hugh Jidiick
    Tommy boy
    Anymore I just listen for the few minutes that Tom gets to speak, it’s hard sitting through Bart interview himself every episode. Much hate from KY.
  • mothman41
    Episode names
    Show is great but you keep changing episode names after releasing them. It isn’t live. Just come up with a name you like and keep it, stop being gay.
  • Cr8ker
    Dangerous, Sad, Irresponsible and not Funny Anymore
    I have been a listener of this podcast for years and have followed the careers of both Thom and Bert. The show used to be funny and now it has just become an uncomfortable caricature of Tom laughing uncomfortably while Bert’s wet brain has diminished his ability and his once promising ability. It seems the wheels have come off finally - despite his protests to the contrary. I write this review because Bert now gives advice to people who struggle with alcohol in an attempt to Convince them that they don’t need help. This is unforgivably dangerous, stupid and selfish. Goodbye Bert.
  • BnT920
    Bert
    Love the show, but Bert is easily the last human being on the planet who should be giving advice on people making decisions about getting sober
  • Rickitysplits
    Video killed the audio stars
    Loved 2B1C during the pandemic, it was a godsend and laugh out loud funny. Then things slowly transitioned into video format (as most podcasts did) and they started doing way too many skits that needed to be seen to be funny. One podcast with Bert and Whitney Cummings as a guest had them googling watches and talking about them for 40 minutes. That was the last one I listened to. Also the conversations between Tom and Bert used to be so funny, then it turned into Tom setting Bert up to talk and vent about his whole life and it stopped being funny, almost entirely.
  • Dallas Darnell
    Tanking their careers
    Bert was only ever average at best but Tom was genuinely a great stand-up. However, this partnership has only dragged both of their careers down. I hope Bert realizes that people aren’t laughing with him anymore. That all being said the first few episodes were amazing.
  • Destrucx
    The mighty have fallen
    Segura is still solid….However Bert is beyond annoying at this point. It’s a shame because this podcast back in the beginning was excellent. Bert constantly panders to guests especially the ones who are in higher income bracket’s than him. In the most recent podcast with Dana White he can’t let the man speak and allow Tom it get a serious question off for Dana to answer. It is seriously cringe inducing too because he tries so hard to be liked. He is attention starved and as always makes any subject about him and not the guest. It’s getting old , tired , and has become unlistenable because of Bert.
  • Fort Campbell Craig
    Tired of Bert
    Look it’s still entertaining, personally I just listen to the shows that Bert is not on, to me he just hijacks everything and I can’t listen to him anymore, and the worst part I like his comedy shows, I just hate he hijacks everything
  • old world order
    Bert ruined the pod
    As usual, Bert’s fake persona, fake laugh, and overall immature disposition has ruined this podcast. He acts fake to try and go viral or farm engagement, and it’s beyond cringe. Kick Bert off and give Tom room to bring back Tom Talks. RIP 2 Bears
  • Rbe430
    Worst podcast ever
    Listening to Bert and Tom talk is torture
  • Dusty24024
    No thanks
    I’d rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire than listen to this
  • Parkercajun
    Please
    PLEASE STOP EATING ON THE SHOW. The smacking, chewing and swallowing is enough to make someone never tune in again
  • Corvus Anduril
    Going Downhill
    Why can I hear every-time they swallow? For f's sake, mute the mics in edit. Im close to done with the podcast. This podcast started off way funnier and had a fraction of the amount of ads. This is my 3rd edit of this review. Went from 5 stars to 2... Podcast isn't funny anymore and the lastest episode had 3 commercial interruptions in the first half hour... Seriously guys?
  • Jasper.paterson
    Love the show but…
    … please get Bert to stop chugging drinks on mic
  • Skyscraper300
    STOP the HUM AGREEING IN MIC
    I couldnt focus on the AMAZING guest that is andrew with that agreement humming was so obnoxious oml how did the studio not edit Cory’s humming out of it and breathing into the mic … Please try to put each microphones outputs at the same level.Tom has the most soothing voice… and then there’s Bert and everyone else. Bert’s voice is just so much louder than Tom’s and I try to fall asleep to it. #moremonotonedtom
  • farfalle78
    Getting annoyed
    This is so much better when Bert isn’t there. Aside from Bert being completely narcissistic, it’s also disgusting, listening to him chew and swallow. I find it much more entertaining when it’s Tom and a special guest.
  • dtitus74
    Back To This 💩Show
    Love the show.
  • Wizardcow92
    Money changes people
    Used to love this podcast and YMH but now they’re both just one hour commercials with low hanging fruit humor and pointless stories in between. I’d rather listen to the ads than Bert’s narcissism.
  • Freedampeach
    No improvement
    Boring show
  • katattp
    Sound guy
    Good all around. Couple notes: Burt talks way too much. And if you want to hear loud swallows and chewing this is your podcast. They need to make a rule of no drinking while recording, or to mute their mics while they swallow it’s so bad.
  • Cramboss
    Love these guys.
    Love these comedians and love the podcast. I want to second what the last reviewer said so that perhaps this gets back to Tom and Bert. Tom, DO NOT LET BERT EAT AND CHEW DIRECTLY IBTO THE MIC. It is beyond repulsive. Thanks.
  • pvap6
    Hilarious
    Always a huge fan of these guys, one criticism: Bert, stop eating on the air, it’s repulsive
  • paul tickles hargis
    Segura sold out
    You able share Jimmy Kimmel. You didn’t defend Rogan.
  • TJC2123
    Last meals
    Chew with your mouth closed you savage
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