Hi This is from Sir Barlow SaberBorn . I am the Commander’s acting officer. He is not happy about how you disclosed information on Agahim .he said that that was top secret and that if you disclose more he will send me to close you guys down . I really don’t want to because you guys are great ,but he is my superior and I have to listen to him . -Sir Barlow SaberBorn

Howdy. When I’m not working the farms and feeding my people, I’m reading your newspaper about touring Hyrule. You guys are incredible, keep it up.

Riley and jay are loud. My ears hurt.

Started out as a really good show. But at some point the hosts shifted and really took a nose dive.

Hello Chris and Petra! My name is…. CHRIS! I listen to your podcast all day and since I am virtually learning at home your podcast makes me feel a little less alone! Also for one of your episode sections you should line up all the enemies in the area for a game and roll dice to see which one you get. Then you see out of the 2 of them who would win in a fight! Just an Idea. Also CHRIS youve played elden ring (my fav game) so what does dragonlord placidusax taste like?! I think he taste like if spicy pop rocks-if the rocks were pizza crust, Also one episode you said something tastes like cannibalism/banned. What does that taste like? I think it tastes like crime scene tape and elmers glue

I love this but before I listen to your podcast I listen to the Loz lorecate and I don’t think it’s still going on. Spot the difference 1. ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️😊2.😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😦3. Impossible 💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿📀💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿

Awesome podcast Ps what does a hinox from a link to the past taste like

SiGmA

The best

Do Wind Waker. When I was 3, lived with my grandparents house and the only console they had was the N64. My first Zelda game was Ocarina of Time and I beat it by the time I was 6 years old. Zelda has been a huge part of my life and I like hearing how you perceive it. I still wish the Pete would come back. I haven’t been listening to it as much, but I see that you are gonna need a new game. Please do Wind Waker for my sake. (Pete, come on dude. Voice is not working out and sounds bad on my headphones.)

You guys have a great podcast keep up the good work Petra and Pete and any guests that may be on the show

What the heck does a boko taste like PS this is not cannibalism. A boat goes is technically a pig no I said a Boca not a boat never mind OK sorry this is not cannibalism. I know that spelled wrong does cannibalism. You shouldn’t do that also when he said the great fairies. what they taste like well those aren’t technically he didn’t mean great fair. I think that he meant just the normal fairies, cause you can eat the fairies in the game.

Chris…why

Hello Chris and Petra, I wanted to say that this is the best LOZ podcast ever and that I can’t wait until you get to breath of the wild because I am currently playing through it in master mode. I am also best friends with the person who had the rats Zelda and Sonia. Sometimes I dress up my dog in dog costumes and I am trying to find a Zelda costume for her. Sorry for the long review. One hundred out five stars! Sincerely, Boko maniac

Greetings from the Sheikah tribe, tour guides Pete and Chris. I am new to your travels yet I find great joy in hearing of what has happened in our kingdom’s great history. Beginning in Skyward sword I have been using time shift shines as well as any other necessary means of time travel to enjoy the journey. Currently I am hearing of the adventures of the Minish cap and eagerly await the next adventure of Four swords as I am reaching the end of the fun-sized journey. I must thank you formally for being so dedicated to the assembling of the timeline as you have endeavored to do. It brings me great joy to know of your experiences during these adventures and your discussions are always enjoyed. I discovered this podcast as you’ve called it from a strange Sheikah slate that bears no resemblance to the one our hero of the wild carries. The picture of a strange wave in green and black led me to your unique story. For that I am grateful. I have enjoyed so much of these adventures I would have otherwise not heard of. Again I must thank you. During my hearing of the golden kinstones and the connection to gratitude crystals I have come up with a theory of my own. What if the golden kinstones were the gratitude crystals in ‘the kingdom’s biggest and latest craze’ as I remember you calling it. I would appreciate your thoughts. (If you couldn’t tell the app was Spotify. For real I love hearing you two bicker and toss ideas and theories back and forth. It’s so much fun to just hear you be friends and go back and forth on who’s editing this time. I tried to find you on tumblr but I couldn’t comment, though I’m following you on there. I’ve made a bit of a list of things I should do because you’ve mentioned it on the podcast at one point or another. I will see if I can remember them all. -A prequel to the Skyward Sword prequel manga. -Drawings of various people/enemies. -Thinking of what people, plants, and animals taste like. That I wouldn’t have thought of otherwise. (Rip David Jr.) That’s all I can remember for now, but I think it’s super fun listening to you two. I can’t wait for the four swords season! I’ve only read the manga before so I’m excited for how the game is versus the manga and your reactions to it. Thank you for your time.) -I have been SilentSheikah. Excuse me, podcast.

What does a loftwing taste like???

I also hate the silent realm and what does a bombchu taste like excuse me podcast

Hey Chris and Petra, I have an inquiry, Chris even though your favorite timeline is the NARC timeline, you will not alert us of “link”. Thank you, head of L.M.F

I have some dialogue to point out from a goron near death mountain he actually says that the people of hyrule called it Eldin volcano, but the traditional name of the volcano is death mountain. You can find him traveling on a trail and he gives you a flame resistant potion for 3 minutes 30 seconds also excuse me podcast!!!

Many years ago King Sidon of the Zora hired me as his official shoe shiner, don’t tell him he doesn’t have shoes. As I chillax in the Zora’s Domain I love to listen to a little thing I found near the Zonai ruins called a “podcast” titled “Hello Hyrule”. Anyway I picked it up and pressed play I was instantly captivated by a legend called the Skyward Sword, I think I’ve heard that before. I am right now starting a different legend called Ocarina of time. This podcast really helps me when Sidon makes me rub his feet any way. I may not know what a David Junior would taste like but what would a David Junior sandwich with a stray fairy garnish taste like? Excuuuuuu(voice crack)uuuuse me po(voicecrack)dcast, excuse me. Sincerely, Tisha official Zora shoe shiner

Hey Chris, hey Petra did you know that in super Mario RPG you can find Link sleeping in the Rosetown inn after you get the fifth star and if you talk to him, he will make the “you found an item” sound. And if you go to the castle after you get the fifth star in Mario RPG, you can see Samus is sleeping in a bed. I have been a listener for a long time and I wanted to finally write a review. You guys are amazing and I love listening to you guys talk about this amazing series. My friend told me about you and I have loved it ever since. I find it funny when you talk about Sonia from tears of the kingdom because about a year ago, I got two rats and I named them Zelda🐀 and Sonia🐁 and they’re the cutest things you will ever see. I would edit a picture in, but I don’t know how to do that. Sorry about the long review. I just love your podcast so much and I want to talk to you guys about so many things that I didn’t know how to start. Thank you for making this amazing community. Also, in the ocarina of Time season you said that the drawing underneath links treehouse was him trying to draw a horse, but it is actually a reference to super Mario 64 of Mario fighting Bowser. Excuse me podcast. Sincerely, the wielder of the right arm. PS when are you gonna start Good morning mushroom kingdom?

I was with my tour guides Pete and Chris(that a person of kakariko village recommended)walking to turtle rock and I fell off the cliff and had to climb back up.But I still caught up with them.BTW I can’t figure out how to get one key in Gannon’s tower.Peace out from the one and only Link to my Past(Yes I wrote it how I wanted it to be). excuse.I was once named Leemerfever45 but I’m past that now so.Excuse me podcast!(Bad cringe)

Hi! Me again. I need your help. See, I’ve looked for a while, and I can’t seem to find out how many dungeons are in link to the past. EVERY ONE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT. Some say 15, others 14, 12 even. So, what do YOU guys say is the number of actual, legitimate dungeons in link to the past? I just started Link to the past this week, and am enjoying it. I think I’ll try to continue following you guys chronologically, now that I’ve beaten Majoras Mask. But man, those Oracle Games graphics… I love your show still and can’t wait to see your unique opinions, jokes, and “What does it taste like” segments through the next few games. (Don’t eat any more people though, Chris, it’s most unbecoming, especially since you are a father now) Good bye. Agitha, queen of the golden bugs, will rule eccentrically and forcefully!

Hey Chris and Petra, I was wondering something silly. Is there a limit to how many of a persons emails/reviews you’ll read? I just kinda get bored a lot and like to do these reviews:3 Also what do you think sheikah tech from BOTW tastes like? It is edible as link can use it to make elixirs (because technically the guardian parts are monster parts). Idk how it becomes drinkable but it’s probably good! ColdBloodedLord died from- oops wrong podcast- I mean excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, podcast

I just finished building the Great Deku Tree Lego set and realized something. The Great Deku Tree Sprout from Ocarina of Time is Hestu the dancing Korok from Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom. They are in th same position, with the same color, and the Great Deku Tree Sprout (I’m gonna call him Gdts for short) even has a sprout of leaves on top of his head that becomes Hestu’s head of leaves. In the Of The timeline, the Great Deku Tree from Ocarina never died, and just became a cherry blossom Great Deku Tree, and the Gdts had no reason to become a big tree, so he adapted to become mobile. That’s the reason only Link can see him. It’s because the magic of the forest hides him, but since link is a descendant of a child of the forest, being OoT Link, he can see through the magic of the forest and can see and talk to Hestu.

Hi, my name is Emmett and I love this podcast and it’s hosts. I was listening to The Legend Of Zelda Lorecast (Shoutout to them) and I realized that in skyward sword, once you heal Lanayru, he gives you a nickname, LD.link.0016, if I remember correctly. The sixteen is a reference to skyward sword being the 16th release, but the important part of this nickname is the LD, abbreviation for lanayru desert, but, since we used a time shift stone to go to the past, it is still the lanayru great sea. Can’t wait to hear your opinions about this, and sorry for the long review. EXUSE ME, PODCAST!! Ps: You go Petra🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

First of all, I want to thank Chris and Petra for being one of the only things that give me joy recently. You guys are amazing and I can’t wait for the manga episode for ALTTP, I won’t spoil any of it but there’s a lot of interesting stuff in it! (If you’re reading this on an episode, skip the rest of the review) I would like to point out that homophobia is no different than racism. Both are treating different people unfairly because they’re different from other people, and were just born that way. It’s not like LBGTQ+ people randomly decide they aren’t like everyone else, they just are the way they are and nothing can change that. If you say LGBTQ+ is wrong, you’re also saying that it’s okay to discriminate against people for other reasons. Also hate doesn’t fix anything so don’t waste your time writing angry comments because I’m not going to read them anyway

Hi guys! just started listening and I am already on ocarina of time, I love listening whenever I can! Oh and what does a 200 rupee fish taste like? EXUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PODCAST!!

GREATEST PODCAST OF ALL TIME 🤩🤩

Finally getting around to writing a review but Just wanna say this podcast is a great time with hilarious banter and interesting and fun theories about one of the greatest series in video game history Thank you Chris and Petra for everything you do!

I just can’t get behind the idea of changing your gender. What you do is your business and I’m not gonna tell you what’s right or wrong but I just really don’t agree with it and think it’s weird and immoral. Zelda content is still top notch and I love you guys for that, I just am not sure if I can continue listening.

I have a theory about Echoes of Wisdom, (Spoiler alert for if you haven’t played the game) in Echoes of Wisdom, Zelda doesn’t immediately know who Link is when she sees him so it could tie into A Link to the Past because you had the theory that Zelda was sending the telepathic message to everybody so she doesn’t know who Link is. I forgot if Zelda was trapped in a crystal in A Link to the Past though. But, Zelda’s “dad” the king, could possibly been a king re-elected to be the king while Link was on his journey, so Zelda had a father.

Why is cannibalism banned if in minish cap you asked what link tasted like?

Love the pod. I laugh so much in each episode. Thank you for the hard work. Also I have a theory: so you know Grandma in The Wind Waker, what if she’s the mom of the hero of time. She married the hero of skies( I think she’s Orielle LOL)and had Link from Ocarina of time; which would mean that she’s not dead but merely hiding because she somehow knew of his destiny. Sorry this was so long. Until next time, excuuuuuuuse me, princess.✌🏻

Good zone, one and all. Just wanted to finally drop a review for this absolutely marvelous podcast. The hosts and occasional guests are knowledgeable and hilarious. They bring a lot to the table in what they talk about. It is also good for the entire family to listen to as they are a clean show. To Chris and Petra, howdy from NC, y’all. Also, as an aside to Petra personally, you do you!!

I’m going through minish cap right now. I just heard the part where Vaati makes his wish. There was discussion about how Vaati is able to make moblins and it hit me! Vaati wanted to have the powers of the greatest sorcerer and isn’t that Ganon? Is Ganon riding around in the back of Vaati’s head? I know that Ganon doesn’t exist yet but since when has that stopped a wish granting device in Zelda? Thank you for all the laughs, they are making a bad week much better.

!warning! It is a long review I can have an idea! In some episodes there are funny things that people joke about like in the Kakariko episode you joked about the master carpenters tiger pants so you guys could have the episode be :S-E Tiger Pants!- Kakariko Or any of your other episodes! I also have a theory! What if majoras mask happens in the middle of ocarina of time (yes I know that it is a direct sequel but please humor me) Navi flys away to help with things in kokiri forest. MAJORAS MASK IS A DREAM. All the characters are people he met as a child. The skull kid is a embodiment of links bad thoughts. The characters changed names are what link called them in his head. Sorry for the long review!

Can no longer this support this… All I’m sayin.

I’m giving this podcast one star now. I used to love it, but since Pete’s gender transition, I just can’t support it anymore. The show isn’t the same, and it’s not something I can relate to or enjoy now. Super disappointed.

What I really enjoy about this podcast is the way that these two can name the most simple concepts and come up with an essay’s worth of an explanation for it. My favorite example of this is when they were discussing how the bomb flowers don’t explode when Link picks them up and shoves them in his bomb bag in Skyward Sword. Also, hey Chris, what does a bombchu taste like?

Hey, listen! No, really. This podcast is whimsical, imaginative, hilarious and nostalgic, all in one. Chris and Petra have designed an incredible travelogue through all the different Hyrules and surrounding areas, complete with food recommendations, postcard readings, and creative experiences for every location. Their playful and inclusive banter makes listeners feel like they’re among friends. Top notch podcast! Will be listening for as long as they’re making it. Thank you Chris and Petra!

What do areocudas taste like? Also great podcast thanks for making it!

Just watched the first episode. I’ve always been a long time Zelda fan. My birthday is on the anniversary of tloz also.

I’m glad that they’ve discovered this about themselves, and I hope that they’re much happier now. (Petra, I forgot your pronouns, so I used they as a gender neutral one. Is that ok?)

Dear podcasters and drivers of the fine Hello Hyrule tour bus, As a servant of Ganon, and a humble yet creative bokoblin, I love to toy with the idea of that old villain from the stories being actually real! However, this is simply an old recording and just stories, I’m sure. Though my moblin supervisor does not know I have this… device, I have continued to listen to these old recordings. It has really added some detail to those old legends! Lovely podcast , however, after Ganon conquered this world, I’m sure you were captured long ago. Wonderful podcast! PS I apologize for the name, as I originally used it to review a Minecraft podcast…

It is I LinkTheLegend again. A few years ago i saw a rich lady die in the Forbidden Forest a woman slowly had legs sprouting out of he dead body, the Demon God Deku ate the spider lady’s body sealing her within him. I witnessed the most spectacular thing last Tuesday, I saw Lord Jabu Jabu take flight. Twinrova has recent been using puzzles magic i use a little of my magic to make sure someone can get through to traps. I will see you soon. LinkTheLegend out.

Just clarifying for the Faron woods episode bucha the Kikwi is pronounced not like Buka but bucha. I think his name comes from the word kabocha meaning pumpkin or squash in japaneese relating to him looking like a squash. Overall great pod!!!

I just recently re listened to your skyward sword season and I have a few questions. What does link’s pouch smell like? I think that it smells like a half moldy buffet because he had so much stuff in there. What do you think would happen if link, after he got the triforce, vanquished demise in the past with his wish?

Im only on the droplet temple episode for minish cap but i am exited for new episodes

Hi my name is BOBXLIVE and I love listening to you guys I even started a podcast on Spotify (The Missing Link a zelda podcast) and you inspired me to do it. I listen to you while I work out, do yard work, and chores. You guys are great and keep doing what you do. P.s. I’m 11